I Hate...The Economy

First thing's first...
I don't know shit about the American economy. I took a Macro Economics class, senior year in high school and it was a fucking joke. I did a paper on Sifl and Oly (a show staring 2 sock puppets on MTV circa 1994) and got an A. To this day I don't know how I pulled that off. My teacher would walk around and ask for the previous nights homework and I would shuffle through my notebook and eventually present my college acceptance letter and a shit eating grin. I didn't take any Econ classes in college and if I did I was WAY to high to remember even being there. Perhaps if I payed attention in the one class I DID have, I might have the slightest idea of what's going on right now. I don't.

I DO know that all of the media thinks we are headed into the next great depression, to which I say, "Bring that shit on!".
Remember the LAST great depression? No you don't because you weren't alive. If you WERE there is a good chance that you are a zombie (If you are in fact a zombie I'd like to speak to you about biting the face off of someone at my place of business. Please contact me personally). In the first great depression people were just mad and drunk all the time. How great does that sound?! We'll all live in little Hoover-villes and and sing songs with little red headed girls and be pissed off at everything. The only difference I see in my between my life now, and what it would have been back then is as follows:

1. I live indoors right now and I have 2 computers.

Who needs 2 computers? I don't. Not anymore.
To get our asses out of Depression v1 we had to make some sacrifices, such as going to war...and not using sugar or something. FINE! I can stand to lose a pound or 2 and I've always wanted to kill someone (including some people in my place of business).

Our country was shit and we fought out way out of the poverty potty. Then we danced and did hard drugs until like 1998. We need to be flushed as a country and resurface with a stronger sense of what we fight for in the first place.

Pro-2nd Depression tip of the day:
When leaving a room...turn all of the lights on and burn a dollar bill on your way out.

Hacky