I Hate... Connecticut Drivers

CT drivers, you are on notice.

People that drive 55 in the fast lane, you are on notice.

Road Ragers, you are on notice.

Angry 17 year olds, you are on notice.

Today, on my ride home, I was nice enough to let someone get in front of me as I was in the lane for the off ramp. Personally, I feel 1 car is enough and the next can get behind me. Apparently, the car to my left did not and chose to aggressively cut in front of me.

Now, being that I am a nice enough guy, I forgive this act and go on with my life... but wait, the kid who I "wronged" so badly decides to slam on the break and fish tail in front of me whilst giving me the finger.

As we reach the light at the end of the exit, I pull up beside the person to get a better look. Who could it be? Who have I wronged so greatly that this response was warranted? Ah yes, none other than a 17 year old kid who apparently was not hugged enough by his mother.

As I could not jump out of the car and beat the piss out of this little brat, I will now spend a small portion of my life to verbally destroy him. (I doubt very much he'll read this, but perhaps my readers can find solace if this has happened to them).

1.) 17 year olds have a hard enough time growing goatees. You've chosen to have your patchwork facial hair protrude 3 inches from your face. Good idea, you must be a hit with the ladies.

2.) Proactive. Here is the website, knock yourself out: http://www.proactiv.com

3.) There's no reason to blast death metal from your 1995 model year car with crappy stock speakers. Not only does it sound awful in the first place, it sounds even worse coming from a system like that. I know you're angry at life, but I'd like to think your music choice is not going to help.

4.) You are not the most important person in the world. What difference would it make to get behind me? You ended up next to me on the ramp anyway. Remember me? The guy staring at you while you made it a point not to even look in my direction? Not only do you act like a tough guy in your car, you choose to be a big puss bucket 15 seconds later.

5.) Lastly, long hair only looks good on girls. That's it. No man with hair past their shoulders has ever, ever looked cool. Again, I can only begin to think of the kind of tail you must be getting on the regular.



The worst part is, is not just you. For some reason, Connecticut has a propensity to attract the world's worst drivers. What is the point of driving slow in the passing lane? There are two perfectly good lanes to your right. America is the land of opportunity... please take this opportunity to get the fuck out of my way.

Love Always,
Chase