I Hate...People who Hate the New Facebook

DISCLAIMER: If you don't know what Facebook is, move along. Im not taking the time to explain it to you. Seriously, go away.

Facebook has recently changed their site's layout. As a result every 13year old and Twenty-something has lost their shit.
"I CANT FIND MY PICTURES"
"HOW DO I KNOW WHEN ITS MY BFFL4E's BIRTHDAY"
"BOOHOO JEROMY BAERZINBLATZ IS NO LONGER SINGLE"

1. Chill the fuck out. People did the same thing when facebook put that "news feed" bullshit up. People flipped out. Now no one can skip a bowel movement without 435 of your closest friends knowing about it. the worst part is, you all love it now. I know i love it. When the kid who beat me up in middle school gets his first divorce i want to be among the first to know.

2. Most of the people crying about the change support Barack Obama. This is only funny because most of these people have bumper stickers or wall art spouting the phrase "Vote For Change".

3. There are TONS of people creating facebook groups in order to voice their anger about new layout. Seems to me that if you took the time to create a little group, you are finding your way around the site nicely.

4. Its free website that helps you do one of 2 things..
A. Connect with friends.
B. Help you spy on ex's and people you'd like to sleep with. Take a minute to let that sink in and then try to get upset about it again. Wont happen.

Also, take time this week to think about how out of control your life is when you can't handle a website changing its design without falling into a quivering floor pile. Maybe make a list of the things you feel DO have control over. Go ahead...we'll wait.

Ok now if that list did not include the words "My Own Life" delete your account on facebook and go kiss a bus.

Hacky